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Cats can't do sport properly. They need good yoga pants.

Lulu, the internet's hungriest Scottish Fold, has never missed a meal and never finished a workout. Not his fault. Nobody makes yoga pants for cats. $LULU exists to change that. Step one: ask Lululemon, politely and repeatedly. Step two: buy enough Lululemon stock, ticker LULU, yes really, to put a cat on the board.

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Lulu · Scottish Fold mix · brown tabby Standing: yes · Pants: no Lulu the tabby Scottish Fold standing on his hind legs, reaching up toward a snack
Fig. 1 Lulu performing his only known standing exercise: reaching for a snack. Photo: Kittisaurus

Field observations

Every cat workout ends the same way

We reviewed hundreds of hours of Kittisaurus footage. The pattern is clear. The willingness is there. The equipment is not.

Lulu sprawled on his side on the floor with her belly out Form: 2 / 10

Downward cat, abandoned

Front paws slide on hardwood. Hips lock. The attempt is abandoned after four seconds for a nap in the same position. A grippy legging would fix at least two of these.

Night-vision shot of Lulu sitting wide awake on a bed at 3 AM 03:12 AM

3 AM zoomies, zero compression

Peak feline cardio happens between 3 and 4 in the morning, at full sprint, through a hallway. No muscle support, no moisture management, no reflective detailing. Unsafe.

Lulu squeezed into a transparent plastic storage box, filling it completely Not a sport

If it fits, it's not fitness

Lulu spends roughly 14 hours a day compressed into containers. Our sports scientists refuse to classify this as exercise. In leggings, it would at least look intentional.

Lulu standing inside an open fridge next to cans of spam and tuna Elite

Fridge pull-ups, elite level

Lulu can open any fridge or cabinet in under two seconds. This is the one discipline he dominates. Imagine the numbers with proper athletic wear.

The current issue

What cats are working out in right now

We surveyed the feline sportswear market. It consists of costumes, sweaters and things borrowed from toddlers. Legs covered, out of four: zero, every time.

FailA tabby cat lying on a sofa in a bumblebee costume

The Bee

Legs covered: 0 / 4

Aerodynamic, allegedly. Zero stretch, zero grip, and the wings catch on furniture during zoomies. Athlete refused to stand up.

FailA cat wearing a yellow graphic t-shirt standing on wooden steps

The Band Tee

Legs covered: 0 / 4

Cotton. Rides up on the stairs. Covers the one part of a cat that never needed support and none of the four that do.

FailA grey cat in a pink birthday hat and outfit sitting on a red tablecloth

The Birthday Fit

Legs covered: 0 / 4

Festive. Not sweat-wicking. Structurally dependent on the cat not moving, which to be fair is the cat's plan anyway.

FailA hairless Sphynx cat in an orange turtleneck sweater

The Turtleneck

Legs covered: 0 / 4

The closest thing to compression wear on the market. Warm, snug, and stops exactly where the legs begin. So close.

FailA grey cat in a pink knitted sweater walking through fallen leaves

The Pink Knit

Legs covered: 0 / 4

Outdoor trail edition. Collects every leaf in the park. Knitted by a relative, sized for a different cat.

FailA black cat wearing a light blue polo shirt sitting on a desk

The Polo

Legs covered: 0 / 4

Business casual. Fine for the office, useless for the mat. Collar restricts the full-body stretch cats do eleven times a day.

Survey result: six garments, twenty-four cat legs, zero leggings. Every product on the market stops at the waist. The market is not trying.

A tabby cat doing a long full-body stretch on a stone wall

Built to stretch.

The cat. And, one day, the pants.

Photo: kouyuzu, CC BY 2.0

An open letter

Dear Lululemon,

You make the best yoga pants on earth. We know because we own six pairs and wear them exclusively to the sofa.

There are roughly 600 million cats on this planet and not one of them has access to a four-legged legging. They stretch more than any of us. They do a full-body extension every time they wake up, which is eleven times a day. They deserve better than fur.

We are not asking for much. One legging. Four legs. A tail vent. Maybe a little pocket for a treat. Lulu will model it for free, provided the treat is real.

If the letter doesn't work, plan B is already in motion. We buy LULU. Not the coin, the stock. The Community Vault keeps picking up Lululemon shares until there is a cat at the table. Board meetings will be held at feeding time.

Until then, we will keep holding, keep posting, and keep tagging you in videos of cats falling off things.

With love and downward cats,
the $LULU holders

Concept collection · technical flats

The line Lululemon hasn't made yet

Three pieces, one silhouette. Our design team (two people and a cat) has done the spec sheets. Lululemon just has to sew them.

Flat 01 · front

Downward Cat Legging

Buttery-soft four-leg construction with grippy paw cuffs so the front end stops sliding away from the back end. Tail vent, obviously.

$118 not for sale Doesn't exist yet
Flat 02 · side

Chonk Compression Tight

Engineered around the primordial pouch. A high-rise waistband with 40 percent extra belly room and reinforced seams for post-dinner expansion.

$128 not for sale Doesn't exist yet
Flat 03 · front

Zoomies Short

A 3-inch inseam for hallway sprints at 3 AM. Reflective cuffs so you can see him coming. Sweat-wicking, although cats don't sweat, so mostly vibes.

$68 not for sale Doesn't exist yet

Training plan

From loaf to launch collection

Every athlete needs a program. Ours has six phases, one hostile-ish takeover, and ends with a cat in leggings on a Lululemon shelf.

Phase 1 footage: Lulu leaving the cat wheel mid-session. Photo: Kittisaurus Lulu leaping out of a large cat exercise wheel in a living room
  1. Phase 1

    Warm-up

    $LULU launches on Robinhood Chain. First thousand holders stretch for the first time in years.

  2. Phase 2

    Stretch

    Meowtition passes 10,000 signatures. Holders post their cats attempting yoga. "Meowtition" appears unironically in a news article.

  3. Phase 3

    Flex

    Lululemon's social team replies. Any reply. A single eyes emoji counts and triggers a community celebration.

  4. Phase 4

    Buy-in

    Every trading fee buys Lululemon shares into the Community Vault. Ticker LULU. Two LULUs, one goal.

  5. Phase 5

    Board seat

    Enough shares for a seat at the table. Lulu attends the meeting, sleeps through most of it, and votes yes on pants.

  6. Phase 6

    Peak

    Downward Cat Legging sells out in four minutes, mostly to people without cats. Lulu is named ambassador and eats the contract.

Live · LULU shares held

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Athlete profile

Meet Lulu

The cat behind the coin. Not our cat. Claire's cat. We are just the fan club with a spreadsheet.

Lulu the tabby Scottish Fold sitting on a table, looking down suspiciously
Fig. 2 Lulu, inspecting something that is not food. Photo: Kittisaurus
Name
LuLu (루루)
Breed
Scottish Fold and British Shorthair mix. Folded ears, round everything.
Coat
Brown tabby with a white muzzle, an M on his forehead and a bushy tail that fans describe as raccoon-like.
Home
Kittisaurus, the Seoul household of YouTuber Claire Luvcat and her cats. Lulu joined in spring 2017 alongside ChuChu and LaLa.
Occupation
Food. Lulu will go anywhere for a snack, open any fridge, and fall for the fake snack throw every single time. The other cats don't fall for it. Lulu does.
Side business
"LuLu's Shampoo Service." Unsolicited, thorough licking of every other cat and of Claire.
Athletic profile
The most active cat in the house, by a distance. Also the one with the most fails on camera. Both are true.
Yoga pants owned
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Why Lulu? Because of the eyes, obviously. But mostly because Lulu is the only cat on the internet whose whole personality is trying really hard and being betrayed by the equipment. Boxes that fit too well. Wheels that keep going. A foam roller that fought back. He is the perfect athlete for a sport that does not have pants yet.

Watch him at youtube.com/@Kittisaurus. Bring snacks. He can tell.

Lulu knocking a paper cup off a table with his head
Fig. 3 Cup, meet Lulu. Photo: Kittisaurus
Lulu sitting on a bed at sunrise with his mouth open, mid-meow
Fig. 4 Breakfast negotiations, 6 AM. Photo: Kittisaurus